Vermont South Massage at 10/477 Burwood Highway, Vermont South is best entered by the back door, where there’s plenty of parking and more privacy than the front, which faces a busy McDonald’s. It’s a friendly, lively shop where the therapists are chatty and a little cheeky, and the erotic massage side is stronger than the massage itself.
Communication and customer interaction
- Text bookings get a quick reply, and same-day appointments are often available. The receptionist, who is also the boss, will recommend a therapist if you ask.
- Ring the doorbell at the back door and someone lets you in. Regulars get a warm welcome, with hugs and friendly flirting.
- Extras come up after about 10 minutes on a short booking or around 30 minutes on a longer one, with the options and prices quoted plainly. A four hands massage with two therapists is sometimes offered, so ask if you’re interested.
- English is good with most therapists, and one used a translator app. Some therapists work only a couple of days a week, so check who’s on.
Location, access, atmosphere and cleanliness
- The shop is on Burwood Highway in Vermont South, next to McDonald’s, which makes the front door a bit public. The back door has plenty of parking, though an office building across the road looks over the car park.
- The largest room is at the back, and it’s warm, spacious and nicely lit. If you like it warm, ask for the heating to be turned up before you undress.
- The atmosphere is relaxed and friendly, and rooms are kept clean.
Facilities and amenities
- There’s no shower on site, and clean-up is done with a bucket of hot water, towels or face washers, dry and wet wipes and hand sanitiser.
- There’s a large mirror in at least one room, and a couch for after the session.
Therapists
- Asian therapists from their mid 20s to mid 30s, mostly slim to curvy, with several working across the week.
- They’re enthusiastic and friendly, and some are very cheeky from the first minute.
- Regulars say therapists remember what they like, even after a long break.
Service and massage quality
- Massage quality varies by therapist. Some use their forearms, elbows and body weight and find every knot, while others keep it dry and light, with pressure from soft to medium.
- The teasing starts from around the 15 to 30 minute mark, and some therapists will go as hard on the teasing as you like if you tell them.
- Extras include nude HJ, body slide and oral.
- The finish tends to be unhurried, though a couple of punters felt a therapist was keen to wrap up a little early.
Pricing and extras
- Massage prices start from 30 minutes for $60, 45 minutes for $70 and 60 minutes for $80.
- Extras are set by the therapist, with packages combining nude HJ with body slide or oral running from about $100 to $150. Extra touching can add around $50, so agree what’s included before you start.
- Extras are often paid at the end or as you get dressed, so have your notes ready.
Session flow and timing
- Sessions start with 10 to 30 minutes of massage, then the flip and extras, which run around 15 to 20 minutes.
- After the finish there’s a hot water and towel clean-up, with a short massage on offer if there’s time left.
- On a one hour booking, some punters felt the session finished a little early, so a 45 minute booking is often enough.
Overall customer experience
- A friendly, good-value shop with plenty of personality, and the back door and parking make it easy to visit discreetly.
- The massage is variable, so ask who suits what you’re after, whether that’s firmer pressure or a long, teasing session.
- Most punters would recommend it, and several are already planning a return visit.
Quotes
- “She showed me to the largest room (at the back) and tried to convince me for a 4 hand massage. She told me she would join if I liked. I was a bit tight on cash and had to decline.”
- “The room was warm, plenty of space and nice lighting.”
- “Was driving back from Gippsland early avo, so pit stop in Vermont Sth wasn’t hard, texted & she was available. Was happy to see her at reception, she looked great.”
- “Bit of re-connecting chat at the start while she gave a fairly decent massage, lots of flowing strokes with her forearms, and found all my knots. Said she’d been back in Vietnam for a while hence the break.”
- “She got on top and used her elbows and body weight to give the massage. She asked if I liked oil and I said yes, used a bit more oil than I would normally like though clean up with a hot towel before the flip. The massage went for a good 30 minutes, it wasn’t the best massage I have had though was definitely a good experience.”
- “This was the most enthusiastic provider I encountered at this establishment. Past experience was usually like massage, flip and extras.”
Know before you go — who’s working, which therapists are worth asking for and price updates are on the forum. See the Vermont South punter reports on The Naked Truth