Happy Massage

Happy Massage at 713 Mountain Highway, Bayswater offers Chinese providers with firm oil massages and happy ending via a discreet rear entrance shop off a busy road. Info and dynamic graphs from TheNakedTruth Mk2. Read real reviews on The Naked Truth.

Communication and customer interaction

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  Walk-ins are handled from the back door, with MLs greeting and leading directly to rooms.

  
  


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  Specials from Locanto ads are honoured.

  
  


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  Extras and pricing are discussed clearly on the flip, with upsell attempts for BJ or FS but room to decline without drama.

  
  

Venue location, accessibility, atmosphere and cleanliness

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  Rear entrance near a quiet bottle shop allows discrete access away from the busy Mountain Highway frontage.

  
  


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  Rooms are decent-sized with mirror-height beds or tables and generally clean, though interiors feel a bit old and basic.

  
  


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  Some rooms lack proper air-con, so hotter days can make sessions sweaty for both punter and ML.

  
  

Facilities and amenities

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  Standard massage beds or tables are used, sometimes with wall mirrors that give a clear view during extras.

  
  


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  Oil quality varies; in at least one session it was not very slippery and seemed to evaporate quickly.

  
  


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  Showers are available, with hot or wet towel clean-up offered after extras.

  
  

Providers

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  Chinese, around 40 plus.

  
  

Services and experience

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  Massage quality ranges from so-so to reasonably firm, with light ball teasing.

  
  


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  Extras include HJ, bodyslide-style contact and improvised covered BJ using cling wrap.

  
  


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  Full service is available with certain providers.

  
  

Pricing and extras

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  House rates are typically $50/30 minutes, $70/45 minutes and $80/60 minutes, with occasional package specials.

  
  


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  Extras range from around $50 for HJ to $100 for bodyslide/BJ-style combos.

  
  


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  Value is mixed: some punters feel $80 NHJ is still okay value, others see better VFM when FS is negotiated at $120 if available.

  
  

Service flow and timing

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  Usual flow is rear-entry greeting, payment, undress and face-down massage, then flip for extras discussion and service.

  
  


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  Some massage components are quite short (around 10 minutes before flip), while other sessions devote most of the time to extra services first and massage second.

  
  


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  Sessions sometimes edge over the booked time.

  
  

Overall customer experience

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  Cling-wrap BJ and unhurried pace make for a surprisingly good session.

  
  


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  Advertised NHE special delivers, but less-attractive looks can dampen the mood.

  
  


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  Hit-and-miss depending on chemistry.

  
  

Quotes

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  “Not bad looking for her age.”

  
  


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  “Good value, but I’d go back only if the advertised ladies were actually there.”

  
  


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  “I was quick to the point, negotiated $120 for 30 minutes full service, and walked out feeling I’d had a good-priced punt.”