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Happy Massage

713 Mountain Highway, Bayswater

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Hours

Monday: 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Tuesday: 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Wednesday: 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Thursday: 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Friday: 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Saturday: 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
Sunday: 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM

Location

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Amenities and Accessibility

Summary

Happy Massage at 713 Mountain Highway, Bayswater offers Chinese providers with firm oil massages and happy ending via a discreet rear entrance shop off a busy road. Info and dynamic graphs from TheNakedTruth Mk2. Read real reviews on The Naked Truth.



 



Communication and customer interaction





  • Walk-ins are handled from the back door, with MLs greeting and leading directly to rooms.




  • Specials from Locanto ads are honoured.




  • Extras and pricing are discussed clearly on the flip, with upsell attempts for BJ or FS but room to decline without drama.





Venue location, accessibility, atmosphere and cleanliness





  • Rear entrance near a quiet bottle shop allows discrete access away from the busy Mountain Highway frontage.




  • Rooms are decent-sized with mirror-height beds or tables and generally clean, though interiors feel a bit old and basic.




  • Some rooms lack proper air-con, so hotter days can make sessions sweaty for both punter and ML.





Facilities and amenities





  • Standard massage beds or tables are used, sometimes with wall mirrors that give a clear view during extras.




  • Oil quality varies; in at least one session it was not very slippery and seemed to evaporate quickly.




  • Showers are available, with hot or wet towel clean-up offered after extras.





Providers





  • Chinese, around 40 plus.





Services and experience





  • Massage quality ranges from so-so to reasonably firm, with light ball teasing.




  • Extras include HJ, bodyslide-style contact and improvised covered BJ using cling wrap.




  • Full service is available with certain providers.





Pricing and extras





  • House rates are typically $50/30 minutes, $70/45 minutes and $80/60 minutes, with occasional package specials.




  • Extras range from around $50 for HJ to $100 for bodyslide/BJ-style combos.




  • Value is mixed: some punters feel $80 NHJ is still okay value, others see better VFM when FS is negotiated at $120 if available.





Service flow and timing





  • Usual flow is rear-entry greeting, payment, undress and face-down massage, then flip for extras discussion and service.




  • Some massage components are quite short (around 10 minutes before flip), while other sessions devote most of the time to extra services first and massage second.




  • Sessions sometimes edge over the booked time.





Overall customer experience





  • Cling-wrap BJ and unhurried pace make for a surprisingly good session.




  • Advertised NHE special delivers, but less-attractive looks can dampen the mood.




  • Hit-and-miss depending on chemistry.





Quotes





  • “Not bad looking for her age.”




  • “Good value, but I’d go back only if the advertised ladies were actually there.”




  • “I was quick to the point, negotiated $120 for 30 minutes full service, and walked out feeling I’d had a good-priced punt.”



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